Wing Candy

when you have an attractive person as your wingman

John's hot co-worker is taken, but she offered to be his wing candy when they go to happy hour

by jack tripper 5605 June 30, 2011

Candy apples

Yummy yummy yummy

Yum yum I’m eating a candy apple Candy apples

by :):D:(cookie September 5, 2021

candied camera

A "subjects photographed without their knowledge" show where you're given sweets to recompense you for having your picture taken.

Many children hate da whole "watch the birdie" ordeal, so using da "candied camera" method can help said ordeal feel less stressful.

by QuacksO April 15, 2021

root beer candy

the most underrated fucking thing ever

fuck edibles this root beer candy is the shit man

by i fucking love root beer May 9, 2023

candy gal

A girl or woman of appropriate age who might be interested in sexual intimacies for fun or pleasure.

I’m really starting to miss my candy gal because she’s knows what I want, she’s hot, and keeps it 100!

by Mister Merci July 19, 2021

john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019