Cries in Canadian 

A facetious cry that lacks true empathy.

Dude: OH gawd I just spilled my latte on my new sweater!

Chick: Awww. Quite a shame. **Cries in Canadian**

Cries in Canadian by Papa Macro January 5, 2023

A Canadian 

Code word for a member of an ethnic group you don't want to/ are not allowed to offend, while talking about them in front of their backs.
Because it's not politically incorrect to make derogatory comments about (a-boot) Canadians.
Possible root: Puerto RiCans, AfriCans...

Have you met Filmore?
Who's that?
A Canadian dude that just started in Accounting.
Ohhhh.

A Canadian by Rick-o November 8, 2008

Steak Canadian 

Where a women's labia hangs low like when you buy a steak canadian sandwich and the bap is not big enough so some of the thinly sliced meat hangs loose resembling a women's labia.

Me and my girlfriend made love for the first time last night only problem is her vagina hangs down like a steak canadian.

Steak Canadian by fuzzykat June 12, 2009

French Canadian Kissing 

Licking someone else's teeth. Just like Canadian bacon is not quite bacon, French Canadian kissing is not quite French kissing.

French Canadian kissing is often shown on television

French Canadian Kissing by Spinky May 24, 2006

chubby canadian 

The state of having sexual arousal but not being erect enough to preform adequate sexual intercourse. This condition occurs occasionally when preforming sexual intercourse several times in a row as well as when you have had a bit too much to drink. Recovery is as simple as allowing the girl to preform fellatio until proper performance can be achieved

I was about to go inside her, and then realized i had a chubby canadian

chubby canadian by Lukie Luke October 1, 2010

Completely Canadian Race 

The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.

"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"

Completely Canadian Race by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009

Dirty Canadian Rassberry 

When a man ejaculates in a woman's vagina, puts rassberrys around it and proceeds to eat out her vagina and make fart sounds on it.
Whipped cream is optional.

Paul: Yo, I gave Susan a Dirty Canadian Rassberry last night!
Sebastian: Sweet! How was it?
Paul: It was AMAZING.

Dirty Canadian Rassberry by Zoe Xanaxx June 1, 2009