queer cake

a cake (figurative or literal) awarded when a queer beds, yet another, "straight."

you and so and so, queer cake?
totes.
word.

by dasschepas February 01, 2011

ass-caked

To drink excessive amounts of alcohol at a Greenday concert

"I'm gonna get absolutely ass-caked tonight"

by Asscake69 May 03, 2017

Struggle Cakes

The poor man's version of Pancakes, made with: Buttered Toast, Syrup, and Cinnamon for a added flavour.

Marcy: "Aye, I heard that Vince ate Struggle Cakes again."
Wifey: "Damn, I never knew that he was THAT poor."
{StruggleCakes}

by _Papa_Vince_ January 15, 2018

fart cake

Fart Cake. A funny backhanded way of calling someone a piece of shit.

Dude #1; Dude, did that guy just cut in line in front of you?
Dude #2; Yup, what a fart cake!

by Bauxb August 11, 2016

Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.

We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.

by thedesignstache January 18, 2012

Derrick Cake

Something irresistibly thick, black, and sweet that you have to put in your mouth... Like a chocolate cake.

Last night, Drew found some Derrick Cake and shoved it in his mouth and washed it down with a Baytown Milkshake.

by TXMFTWIS February 18, 2018

plazzy cakes

a person with no butt.

Joe lacks plazzy cakes

by O.Dre July 23, 2010