Blood Docking

Blood Docking is the act of inserting a penis into a woman’s vagina while she is on her period without thrusting.

She was on her period so to keep the mess down, we just ended up blood docking.

by Holeshooter December 18, 2025

Mud runs thicker than blood

People you've been through the mud with, aka friends, could be more reliable or better companions than family.

Mud runs thicker than blood.

by Victor Torres from Cutler Bay November 27, 2024

Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.

You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."

by PulpFriction September 14, 2021

blood puppets

Hemorrhoids

"Kristi has blood puppets all over her ringo (asshole).

by Ryan Codez February 3, 2009

BTS40K BLOODS

BTS40K BLOODS, is a gang made in South Carolina.. in Florence, they prefer themselves unknown until they die

Why are BTS40K BLOODS prefer themselves unknown

by 9lokks September 11, 2021

blood toad

A word describing any uncanny character sprite in a retro video game, particularly from the Super Mario series.

That character sprite looks so weird and unpolished. What a blood toad.

by Zelefant May 29, 2019

Full Turkish blood

War cry of Bangladeshis who claim themselves to be ancestors of Ottomans, and dream of capturing Kolkata (capital of West Bengal) within 4 days and Delhi and rest of India a few days later using their naval fleet, consisting of steel containers that can be used to swim on floods, and their all in one land+air weaponry, consisting of a paper rocket put on a rickshaw as a part of their own Ghazwa E Hind mission. Unfortunately, they themselves end up begging for treatment from hospitals in the very country they want to capture.

Bangladeshi rickshaw puller : "Listen you randians, We are full Turkish blood. We will carry out Ghazwa E Hind and make you kaafir idolator gaumutra drinker Hindus convert to our peaceful religion, else make your women our Ghanimah

Indian : "Ok. First learn to pull the rickshaw properly"

by Hoor-Loving-Bakradeshi June 7, 2025