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slap bacon

You slap bacon last night with that hoe?
by Pretty Gang March 7, 2015
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hangin' bacons

yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...
"Hey Zeek, looky here at this centerfold. She got some nice hangin' bacons!"
by the professor & maryanne January 30, 2010
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Bacon

When a drag queen wears flower petals that resemble bacon. The term was created by Kelly Mantle during season 6 of Rupaul’s Drag Race after Michelle Visage accused her of wearing bacon on her dress
Don’t wear bacon!
by A tiny person January 13, 2021
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Bacon RPG

A roblox game where people oil up eachother most of time. Also you apparently kill bacons but never seen them past uni 5.
by Osage_ August 15, 2025
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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Bacon Avocado

In short, refers to something said being an out-of-the-blue, personal, relatable and honest “take”.

Originated from a Tiktok trend in mid 2025 where text on the screen says “seeing how fast I can say Bacon Avocado” followed by a slowed down video of the person usually sharing personal/niche confessions or dropping a deep emotion-provoking line. The aim was to catch the audience off guard and get them to relate to the real and honest takes.
chloe: i would’ve never done that to you though

ethan: bacon avocado
by tinker! July 9, 2025
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Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!
by Pookiemay February 9, 2024
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