willys nilly

the process of the willys nilly is where the victim is thrown violently down to a door frame and is strapped down with belt buckles and chuckles giggity giggity and is forced to watch lesbian porn and the victims eyes are forced open by taping two forks together while the ends of the forks are faced out and putting them between there eyes. and then is filled with insane yeast infections. once this torture or pleasure is over the victim is then filled with jizz and is dragged across the floor saying " im a snail, im a snail" then is forced to go to Vietnam lose his or her leg then come back to america to visit his family, only to come back to get his leg cause that littering.

i went to my moms house and then my dad that should be in prison did the old willys nilly on me.

by ronjeremyuiyt April 19, 2018

willie c

Willie C is ABSOLUTELY an asshole asshole asshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he's scrolling through Tindr looking for "wife material". when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention whore from Hampton. even though you h8 him, you can't break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.

mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him...???!!!
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!

prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.

by dawg99 December 11, 2017

Red Willy

When you finger blast a girl thats on her period and then shove your bloody finger in her ear. Giving her a wet willy with her own period blood.

If i ever finger a girl on her period im giving her a red willy.

by Suicidexmessiah February 23, 2018

Willy Wonka!

It's just like a wet willy ,but you stick your saliva lubed up finger in some ones butt crack.

The plumber was bent over fixing my pipes so I licked my finger and gave him a Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka

by Bestly February 27, 2018

Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom

Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"

by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017

Willie Licker

One who owns someone and/or licks their willie

How'd it feel getting your willie licked by the willie licker?

The willie licker just licked all your willies!

by WillieLicker69 June 1, 2017

willy spectrum

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.

Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.

by Broom handle June 17, 2016