national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

Youtube shorts

Brainrot, kills attention span
Also has skinidi toilet

Don't watch youtube shorts, it will destroy your attention span

by Dicksucker1000 October 25, 2023

Short

You

Danny couldn't pull a girl because he was too short

by The master (bait) June 8, 2024

Shorts Chimera

Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.

"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"

"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"

by Just Haru November 2, 2025

short

not tall

if you are under 6' you are short:

riley is a short hot cheetos girl

by londonfriedpigeon January 3, 2021

Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.

'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"

by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019

T-Shorts

A shirt used to cover the legs

The woman showed off her legs with the T-Shorts
"These T-Shorts are really big!"

by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016