Short

me

short means being a fucking loser

by qlms September 4, 2023

Short King

"Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights (182 cm), but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages.

Nicholas is a short king

by The Preacher123 September 14, 2023

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

Aidan Nguyen (short)

got a 4 on ap gov exam loser

I feel grateful for my height when I see Aidan Nguyen (short)

by 5onapgov September 27, 2023

Short-dicked

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick

Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.

Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."

by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020

short slight

when most of the media’s coverage about people of above average height is more negative than those of below average height.

The short slight made most rich people be of below average height because of the public’s perception of them.

by Coop Dupe January 23, 2020