Short-E-Thiccc

Simply put, Packers RB A.J. Dillon and his gargantuan quads in shorts.

Is that A.J. Dillon? Short-E-Thiccc!

by A Plastic Tree June 12, 2022

Jojo shorts

Jojo shorts is a slang for less than prison shorts off a cigarette. They refer to the length of his genitalia.

"Yo can I bum prison shorts off the square?"
"Nah to be honest this is too tiny to smoke. It's mostly Jojo shorts"

by Ohm'r Con February 18, 2014

Short and Fat

Short and fat

He is short and fat

by numacunosti June 14, 2017

Bucket Shorts

A very rare type of shorts that may very well not actually exist.

They’re existence was only mentioned once by a very boofed up man that may or may not like to run a lot..... some say because of this man’s constant lifted state of mind he should be discredited but I can personally attest to this call because I was witness to the mention of these shorts and have not been provided sufficient evidence to confirm or deny that Bucket Shorts are real or not. To this day Bucket Shorts are a highly disputed topic.

You gonna wear your bucket hat with those bucket shorts? It’d be a good fit.

by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020

short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.

Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023

short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

short

not tall

if you are under 6' you are short:

riley is a short hot cheetos girl

by londonfriedpigeon January 3, 2021