excuse my french

An irrelevent phrase that is useless because the French have different words for the English cussing words.

Oh, I'm gonna say 'Excuse my French' because I just cussed but I speak English. :D

by Rebecca LaRue October 11, 2003

pardon my French

Je n'ai pas francais. Pardon my french.

Shit ass wigga

by Republican Nazi September 7, 2003

wet french fry

When a female smells so bad "down there" that it's not even fishy anymore. It smells like old french fries in a car.

Will: Imma bouts tap Trisha bro!
Nate: Stay clear of her man. She's got a wet french fry!!
Will: BUT SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT

by whoremones July 19, 2014

French Fry Titties

basically like ‘oof’. i use this term when im shocked about something

‘FRENCH FRY TITTIES YOU SCARED ME!’

by mr. docter daddy April 16, 2019

baby seal in french

Bad Word funny haha

" hehe baby seal in french"

"Oh thats bebe phoque"

by dietrash May 24, 2021

French Onion Soup

When someone (or multiple people) shits, pisses and cums in a hot tub.

*Two dudes in a hot-tub*

Liam: I’m going to French onion soup this hot-tub.

Jack: Man please don’t French onion soup this hot-tub.

Liam: no.

*Liam shits pisses and cums with the power and ferocity of 10 suns*

by Strictlybanter November 15, 2022

Oklahoma French toast

When a guy ejaculates on toast inside a southern woman's vagina

Guy 1) Hey rick what did you and Cindy do for Valentine's?
Guy 2) I gave her an Oklahoma French toast

by Sean Donnie February 17, 2017