A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
Get the Hungarian Turkey Slicermug. "The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"
Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."
- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
by Helloimjosh October 4, 2017
Get the Turkey Bowlmug. to overlook or not check something thoroughly, a complete lack of attention to detail, to something that seems unimportant at the time, but which turns out to be crucial later
Origin 1:
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"
Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"
Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"
Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"
Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"
by mr-b June 17, 2014
Get the turkey thruzarmug. When you shit on a girl's vagina, then proceed to aggressively shove your dick inside her, to "stuff the turkey."
Person 1: I stuffed my girls turkey pretty well last night!
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.
Person 2: What did you stuff the turkey with?
Person 1: Shit. My own shit. The act of stuffing the turkey.
by Sir Farts and Cums A lot January 18, 2024
Get the Stuffing the Turkeymug. When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.
by Finner451 May 16, 2016
Get the Turkey Trunkmug. When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.
Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude
Emily: what the fuck dude
by Beanis_Weenis July 12, 2024
Get the The Gutted Turkeymug. by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025
Get the not going turkeymug.