sausage patty

The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth

Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀

by nihher gay shitnboi September 1, 2017

Male sausage

A sausage furry

She’s a male sausage

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

Sausage-Canon

When a woman shoots your dick out of her vagina

Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!

I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now

by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024

sausage chopper

adj. when a female is on top during intercourse but because of a lacking of rhythm she folds your dick in half.

She is good in bed but I can't let her be on top cause she is a real sausage chopper.

by Super Steve May 17, 2017

Sausage in a cloud

The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.

Tony put a sausage in a cloud inside my toilet! Took me 30 flushes to clear it all out.

by Gmsisd January 17, 2017

BBQ sausage

When a guy sunbathes nude and his dick gets badly sunburnt

I went to the nudist beach you were telling me and got a BBQ sausage

by 1 i Willie March 20, 2023

sausage in the watermelon

When you put that dick, in the booty.

I heard last night Jason put the sausage in the watermelon . He said it was good

by lele the boss August 18, 2016