High Priestess Jew

This is typically a person of jewish decent. Its a great honor to be this. Usually a quite attractive person, but is a super simple bitch you can also call her No Booty Judy but she'll get mad and push you down ... :(

Person 1: hey what are you doing
Person 2: oh nothing just trying to find Natasha
Person 1: OMG shes such a high priestess jew
Person 2: loliknow but shes my high priestess jew
Person 1: oh lawdy shes a QT
Person 2: fuck off shes my no booty judy
Person 1: oh...um okay...i was just saying-
Person 2: shut up, leave......

by l0$+b0y4lyf3 January 11, 2012

Jew-Jit-Sue

The act of pressing false charges of rape against wealthy men in order to get money from them. (Jew) referring to the lying woman being a cheap ass by trying to steal money, (jit) referring to the cumshot and or the "evidence", and (sue) referring to the criminal case.

Bro: No way in hell Kobe Bryant raped that skank ass hoe. That dude and millions and 17 inch anaconda chode could plow any bitch he wanted!

Friend: No doubt. That hoe be taking jew-jit-sue classes.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017

Jews are Satan’s creatures

Yeah

Jews are Satan’s creatures

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 14, 2023

Ur mom a jew

There is no way to beat this arguments. Not even the infamous "no u" can't save you if someone tells you this. Yuse this insult on anyone u downt leik and watch them die a horribly brutal death.

Mikey: "Ur dad lesbian"
Jeff: "No u"

Bordy: "Kill yourself"
Greggg: "Ur mom a jew"
*literally everyone in the world dies*

by Yeeter Boi McCullen February 15, 2019

big boy jew

A big boy who is a Jew. He likes Fatebags. He loves a good schnitzel in the morning. Oh ya.

Conner was a Big Boy Jew today. He needed to stop . So he got fated.

by xCOMMERx March 23, 2017

shallow water jew

A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home

"Dude while out croc hunting with crocodile Dundee we saw a shallow water Jew!"

by Chrisisgay3345 April 20, 2018

Jew B Ballin

A Jewish person that has lots of money, or is a "baller" (see: baller), from buying and selling large amounts of drugs.

Damn foo, that Jew B Ballin!!!

by Jew-B July 31, 2008