Hood Diamonds

Jordans, sneakers

I bought my girl some hood diamonds for her birthday

by DHapp August 10, 2024

Hood Bunny

A classier / finer breed of hood rat. Usually a ghetto lightskin chick who grew up with big dreams but ended up with a bigger body count and diaper bills because of her insane libido and deadbeat gangster / grifter baby dads. Or simply a rebellious, suburban-raised white girl with daddy issues and jungle fever.

High potential with zero ambition. Or vice versa. Disney princess inked up like a Chipotle bag. Loves animals. Will bingewatch Grey’s Anatomy and Jersey Shore. 9X out of 10 got nipples, bellybutton, or pussy pierced. Has anywhere between 5 - 10k Instagram followers. Reads smut to get herself off, instead of watching porn.

Fancy ass little fashion diva with superb genetics, who will settle for fast food, a blunt, and a bottle of Jose for a date. 80% of the time jams out to Kehlani and Kevin Gates.

Mid-to-high-functioning alcoholic. Sweet, silly, sassy, and super bipolar. If in a relationship, a ride-or-die Bonnie type of gal. Will throw hands with a bitch.

Tomboyish nympho. Pussy wetter than Wisconsin Dells and Hurricane Harvey. Exclusively hobnobs with long-knobbed Toms, Johns, and Jayquans to slob and get raw-dogged from dusk til dawn.

Most likely a Cancer, Libra, Pisces, Virgo, or Gemini.

“Wtw playa! how’d it go last night”
“Fuckin dope bro. Bagged that shit”
“That’s wassup my boi! Ain’t she like ur boss tho??”
“Yeaaa lmao…who wuda guessed. She a str8 hood bunny”

by NggaDicChnk August 12, 2024

HOODs

A hood is a working class Belfast youth who belongs to a loose gang from the same area who hang out on the streets, perhaps engaging in petty crime.

"Those pair of brothers Rocco & Hirk are nothing but a pair of hoods!"

by dsfsdfdsfs April 11, 2025

Anti-Hood

An anti-hood is a word that is defined as: pertaining to something that slanders and/or destroys the hood.

"That cracker over there's an anti-hood! Jump his ass!"

"The government's tryna pass a goddamn anti-hood bill again! Fuck Trump!

by Pizzelle April 12, 2025

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Johnny Glocks To Johnny Whisper So Sealylylu Confidente Que Tu Accidents De La Rodilla Izquierda Esta En El Culo Tuyo For The State Of Vermont's Planned Parent Hood Christmas Tree Sale In The New York State For Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Delco Hood Ornament

When the chick in traffic ahead of you gets mad and blasts her diarrhea all over the hood of your car

What did she get locked up for? She was tired of getting honked at for driving too slow so she gave the guy a Delco Hood Ornament.

by Saul Okayishman April 30, 2025

Elm-Hood

Outside of New Orleans. Louisiana there is a small city called Elmwood. Some refer to it as River Ridge & others by Harahan. Zip code 70123. It has a large outside shopping area, a popular gym, multiple restaurants, commercial offices, and 2 apartment complexes. It looks very nice, clean, & quiet in the morning. But come the afternoon & weekend, it goes straight Hood. You can find about any illegal drug you want in Elm-hood. It’s the place to rob cars & storage units. You can find people walking around with stolen dogs & purses around 6pm. If you drive real slow you can get hit with someone’s garbage bags that they are driving around with on the hood of their car. Scrim the local wandering dog in New Orleans also likes to visit the area to pay his respects. Very hood, very ghetto, very- Elm-Hood.

Bruh, let's geaux to Elm-Hood for a daiquiri, a movie, and a blunt for the ride.

by Sy-syrup May 5, 2025