Customer Service Call

Try to start and finish masturbating before the customer service rep answers the call. Owing to the "extremely high call volume." Said company is experiencing.

I was on a customer service call yesterday. Finished 2x before the lady answered the call.

by Thesexyasian June 11, 2019

How'd the call go?

when discord asks you to give feedback on the call(?) after disconnecting from a voice channel. obviously i will click "don't show me this again"

Discord: How'd the call go?
Someone:

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh August 22, 2021

double-red that call

when you hit the end button twice on your cell phone to make sure that the caller is disconnected.

"You'd better "double-red that call" before you start talking about what a loser the person on the other end was."

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

Call of Duty Wank

When you finish a game of call of duty game and as you sit in the lobby you proceed to beat your meat and if you finish before the game starts you will be awarded with an AC-130

Yo fam before we get into a fat game of domination on rust I'm going to have a call of duty wank

by BigBoyWithBigHands December 2, 2019

call your mother

When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone

Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”

Person: “Call your mother, Louis”

by williet hughnot August 4, 2023

Call Of Duty Warzone

A game that stands for “Call Of Duty Hack-Zone” because they need a better anti-cheat

Me: you wanna play some Call Of Duty Warzone?
Friend: No, all people do is hack on that game, it should be called “Hack-Zone”

by Skyrizzy2.0 on tik tok January 27, 2022

Town Called Malice

Better stop dreaming of the quiet life, 'cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah

The ghost of a steam train, echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 14, 2021