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Blow the J

When a group of 2-3 people hang out doing nothing in particular; Sitting around bantering when one is supposed to be working; see also: dick around
You ready to finish that spreadsheet?" "Fuck that. The boss isn't here, so let's just blow the j for awhile.
by Mr. Freedom March 6, 2011
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J-Bu

A urban way of saying "juice box".
Hey hun, I am thirsty. Please pick up a 6 pack of J-Bu's for the kids & I. That would be Superior of you.
by Urban Connosier February 27, 2017
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j-bro

derogatory only in that we could never remember his name.

a.k.a. "Jay", then "'bro", then " J-BRO", "j- b-dub" (jbw), " j-b dub-stylee" (when a sound engineer for ska / reggae band), and "jim-bo".
original response from said character in 1995, "dude, my name is Jim! ..... Uhh..., you know?... James?!

J- bro has been the contraction for at least one male who's name begins with a j and who's name doesn't match up with his face, causing confusion with more than one drunken musician in Boston, while auditioning guitarists in 1995.
" hey j, i can't hear my kick drum" (turn the guitar down)
" j-bro, when are YOU gonna buy some beers?"
"j-b-dub! doin' sound at t.t.'s tonight?"
"Iree!!! dub stylin' j-b-dub's in the house tonight!"
".. whatch you godda do is relax jim-bo!"
by donny of the drummonds September 29, 2011
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J-mail

Mass forwarded e-mail of a religious nature usually sent by an older relative.
My grandmother forwarded me 5 pieces of J-mail today.
by SLeepdepD December 19, 2008
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j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.
Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !
by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009
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J and T

J and T are cancerous, autistic and annoying tumors
J and T: " uhhhhh"
by Korny sauce November 24, 2021
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j-ho

Joshua Jay Howard (born April 28, 1980) is an American professional basketball player. At 6 ft 7 in (2.01 m) and 210 lb (95 kg; 15 st), he starts at small forward for the Dallas Mavericks of the NBA. His nickname is "J-Ho".

Salary $10,890,000

Awards ACC Men's Basketball Player of the Year (2003)
NBA All-Rookie Second Team (2004)
NBA All-Star (2007)
*watching a game*
c'mon j-ho u got this.. go go go go yeessss!!!
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