A bougie beach club in Naples Florida; you have to live in the area to even think about joining the club; they throw amazing beach parties with DJs from Lollapalooza and other well known artists; it is one of the nicest neighborhoods to live in America, like a more understated version of palm beach.
"What's with all the security at the Port Royal Club today?"
"Oh, the governor is having breakfast there."
"Oh, the governor is having breakfast there."
by travel_well_travel_often May 27, 2018
Get the Port Royal Clubmug. The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.
If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.
If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.
If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.
If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.
Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?
Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.
Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.
Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.
Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.
by BigOtter April 29, 2012
Get the Golf Club Daymug. Jessie-Lynn gave Travis an Atascadero Yacht Club and ran out of the Rite-Aid yelling the lyrics to Kid Rock's All Summer Long in Esperanto.
by Woodrow T. Boner June 15, 2019
Get the Atascadero Yacht Clubmug. The Vile High Club is slang for the group of people who have masturbated on board and seated in an aircraft in flight.
During the masturbation climax intense eye contact must be kept between the masturbating part and the person who unintentionally became part of the disgusting interaction.
During the masturbation climax intense eye contact must be kept between the masturbating part and the person who unintentionally became part of the disgusting interaction.
“Did you have a nice trip to Boston ?”
“Yeah man !” I became a member of the Vile High Club by polishing the sword while ogling the slutty soccer mom in the aisle seat next to me.
“Yeah man !” I became a member of the Vile High Club by polishing the sword while ogling the slutty soccer mom in the aisle seat next to me.
by The masturbating monkey August 11, 2023
Get the Vile High Clubmug. The Pin-Stripe Club: A jocular Illinois expression referring to ex-politicians who wind up in country-club prisons on charges of corruption and wear "pin-stripe" looking jump suits.
"Will he be the latest in a long line of former Illinois Governors to be sent to the Pin-Stripe Club?
by derbalooney October 12, 2018
Get the Pin-Stripe Clubmug. The Ant Collecting Club (ACC) is an organization created by a group of brethren. This organization is here protect the safety and well being of all ant species. Rivaled with the Ant Killing Club (AKC), who are desperate to murder any species of ants.
by Ant Collecting Club October 18, 2018
Get the Ant Collecting Clubmug. An event created, to allow middle aged working men to come together for a dirty lunch break usually consisting of fast food moaning about their miserable lives and considering faking their own deaths.
99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.
99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.
Alex : " fancy a boys lunch club next week"
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"
Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything
but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"
Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything
but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.
by AR257119 March 29, 2021
Get the boys lunch clubmug.