A guy who fucks fat white girls.
Mike is such a Captain Ahab. He banged Bertha. There she blows.
by Gore Poppins October 19, 2015
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mckinley sanders-
is found commonly asking people where they are going/if they are still there. she calls other people gweeds and finds her jokes hilarious. she aspires to be captain guido.she tries to cut people's hair and saveages around when trying to purchase sunin. she dances to the ringtone- gentle pioneer and in her spare time talks to herself and attends sewing classes. she has few friends and is known as an outkast.
mckinley, " i am captain guido HEAR ME GWEEED."
by anti-gweed. November 5, 2008
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Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time
Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day
by BigDickCockSucker69 August 27, 2015
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Long time friend or employer who is notorious for whipping his wang out on your girl when your not around. But your his boi his homie or the backbone of buisness and this is your repayment.
Well if it isn't captain whip out!

Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!
by Hubcity turtle September 1, 2016
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A gypo from the waterside area with the greyest teeth anyone ever did see
His teeth are so grey he’s like captain greytooth
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At the nude beach, I let the captain and his crew sail free on the open ocean.
by Mcpenis August 8, 2013
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