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ninja balled

when you are hanging out with your friends at one moment then the next tiem you turn around they have disappeared.
My friend was just here he must have ninja balled.
by J Sned March 5, 2009
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Ball-cramp

When you are about to have sex but your partner changes their mind. This results in Ball-cramp or blue balls
"Did you fuck Sarah last night?" "She took off her clothes , then decided she didn't want to" "Sounds like you got a case of the ball-cramps"
by AlphaBeeboOmie November 25, 2017
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ball paper

verb. photographing one's testicles and setting the photo as the wall paper on someone else's phone without their knowledge.
Don't leave you're phone on the bar at the Coo Coo Nest. Kyle will ball paper it.
by jesse the destroyer July 25, 2014
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rainbow balls

The condition of sexual frustration that occurs when coming out of the closet doesn't translate to any more sex then previously.
Steve has been out for five months and still hasn't gotten laid. He's got a very bad case of rainbow balls.
by Cecil P September 30, 2013
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Ball Brushing

Also known as 'Bollock Brushing', it is the unfortunate act of unintentionally allowing ones testicles to come into contact with those of another male during a sexual act with a female, where both the men involved are heterosexuals.

Ball brushing can occur at many stages during an act such as a threesome, where both the males are exploiting the lower region/s of the female. In the somewhat cramped conditions of the vagina during a threesome, it is easy to look control of the oscillation of you testicles. Careless fluctuation of the 'bollocks' can lead to a sometimes unnavoidable case of ball brushing.
Female: uh uh oh yea!
Male 1: Yer! say my name bitch!
Female: Oh fuck yer, give it to me Male 1
Male 2: Urgh!! Shit man mind the ball brushing!
Male 1: Fuck! Sorry dude my bad, I got carried away
by Rory Quinn aka Jelly Man July 2, 2008
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Trippin' Balls

The result of a large intake of shrooms or acid, often in conjunction with any number of other drugs (i.e. pot, heroin, coke)
Me: Dude this movie sucks.
Dan: I'm trippin' balls.
Me: What the hell is wrong with you.
by Tripper November 16, 2004
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ball juice

Give me that ball juice now!
by jack the shooter December 5, 2010
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