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Text Amnesia

That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.
“Wow I almost got caught last night. Jill asked to use my phone so I pretended I had text amnesia.”
by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018
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tweaker text

a text coming from someone under the influence of any narcotic stimulant that does not have an end or punctuation
Man brandon was so geeked he sent me 8 texts at once filled with jibberish they were tweaker texts
by geekedafterdocapp November 13, 2014
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Breast text

An accidental text message sent by having someone's breast(s) hit random keys and send a text. For similar information, see Butt Dial or Pocket Text.
Oh man. I sent steve a breast text and now he thinks I'm interested!
by YourBoyBlue January 12, 2017
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Text vibe

The text vibe is strong from this conversation
by addictedx2u May 21, 2016
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text apologizer

The person who ends a text exchange by saying something akin to this: "I have to get back to work. Can't talk." This is instead of simply just responding to a text when you have time. This person tends to behave as though texts are the same as phone calls, during which one might have to abruptly end the call for various reasons.
So Amanda sent me a text telling me that she had some really crazy news about Raymond. I responded to her as soon as I could to ask what the news was and she immediately responded, like the text apologizer that she is, to say she couldn't talk but she'd text me later.
by sleslie2425 November 14, 2018
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extramarital text

Texting a member of the opposite sex, who is not one's spouse or partner, for the primary purpose of flirting.
Sue: That guy I bumped into at the bar just texted me three times to meet for a drink later. Bob keeps grabbing my phone to see who it is.
Mary: Well, you're hot, Girl! That won't be the first time you got caught having extramarital text.
by redshirt58 August 22, 2011
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Text-Edging

When someone is texting you and you wait patiently but they never end up texting back.
John: Dude I’m waiting for her to reply back but the text bubble keeps coming and disappearing.

Ron: Dude, she is so text-edging you
by •Koi is Sleepyz• June 1, 2023
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