spud monkey

Dropping a fat shit or rippin ass

Man I just dropped a fat spud monkey

by ratty316 December 30, 2020

Monkey Month

Black history month.

Every February is monkey month.

by Smokey78 February 22, 2011

monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.

Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.

by BrianN May 9, 2006

Pot monkey

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.

Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!

by unrealt87 December 7, 2004

monkey button

A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.

Dude, you can fire spots on both radio stations with this monkey button I made!

by DJSLAM March 5, 2005

P Monkey

P Monkey.

Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.

The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.

"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"

by Charles Chap February 26, 2010

Monkey Baby

A person who purposely annoys you and is whiney.

This kid Danny is such a monkey baby I hate him so much

by gremlinsGizmo May 19, 2020