Flesh Turd- The newborn offspring of shitty parents. The parents often attempt to force pictures of their shiny new turd on to anyone with open eyes.
S.Parent- "Little billy is just the cutest!" *Shoves picture in your face*
HappyPerson- "Ew, no one wants to see your flesh turd!"
HappyPerson- "Ew, no one wants to see your flesh turd!"
by FleshTurder December 06, 2017
Turd cutter
A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.
A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.
God I'm glad you had a turd-cutter in the bathroom Rick, otherwise that loaf I dropped was just going to be unflushable.
by Dutch gerth February 11, 2021
A turd that parts the water when you flush and refuses itself to go down, even after multiple flushes.
by SgtSapper May 31, 2019
A nick name for Miley Cyrus that was given to her by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is such a turd skank and is so in love with herself that she has lost touch with reality.
There's Turd Cyrus.
by Judge dredd7 June 13, 2011
A person that sits on a toilet and talks into his hand as if it were a cb radio and calls in an air strike right before spewing diarrhea out of his rectum like a fire hydrant that just got ran over by a crack head spews water.
Jack: Last night I was taking a shit and called in an air strike on a spider that fell in the toilet.
Jill: you're such a stupid turd bomber jack, get out of my vagina.
Jill: you're such a stupid turd bomber jack, get out of my vagina.
by jackisblackandhasanasianpenis August 07, 2013
'Anchor Turd' is a term used by normal people to describe the common denominator of conversation with a radical American conservative. When a radical conservative mentions the primacy of his ideals over those of others the only point in common can be summarized with the most basic of bodily functions.
This term is a broad term in response to the specific term 'anchor baby' a term used by anti-immigration reductionists in the United States to describe a child born in the U.S. to illegal immigrants--especially referring to Mexican illegal aliens.
This term is a broad term in response to the specific term 'anchor baby' a term used by anti-immigration reductionists in the United States to describe a child born in the U.S. to illegal immigrants--especially referring to Mexican illegal aliens.
When a Tea Party activist tried to discuss the importance of traditional marriage of a natural man and a natural woman I threw down my anchor turd so we'd actually have something to discuss.
by FlyGerm August 07, 2010
A poop you can be proud of. One deserving of a prize. Often shown to friends so they may praise it and judge it against their own.
Kevin: Come here and see this show turd i just laid in your toilet. How does it compare?
Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.
Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.
by Lilphe June 23, 2010