turd biscuit

a derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"

by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 25, 2014

boner turd

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud

It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.

by dirtharrison March 19, 2014

yoga turd

the fecal matter excreted when one stretches in ways that make intestinal continence difficult if the sphincter muscles are weak or relaxed, particularly common for those with or developing rectal cancer and/or a turtle heads

when we cooled down with the cat pose i accidentally let out a yoga turd

by wadiwalker December 27, 2014

turd beard

When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.

That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.

by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015

turd tank

A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories

I hope I finish this race soon, I've just topped off my turd tank.

by Evan Cool April 26, 2015

Turd Burglar

The guy that comes to your house to empty your septic tank when it is full.

It's been a couple of years since we've had the septic tank pumped out, so we made a phone call, and out came the Turd Burglar to deal with all of my shit.

by Smilesandspace June 18, 2015

Turd Munching

To speak in a really nasty aggressive way about or to somebody else.

You are turd munching again!

by steaton September 27, 2018