loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose wood

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

Wood grain

Real wood paneling material inside of a vehicle usually on the inside doors or on the dash board and if it is on the steering wheel it is called a wood wheel no matter how much wood is on there it is usually in luxury cars

No matter how much wood grain ya holdin it's still a wood wheel mane

by Goozoozfrabaa August 24, 2019

Off the wood

Phrase describing someone who’s really baked. Particularly baked off a backwoods

Jake - “Bro, what’s Jon doing in the corner over there? I haven’t heard him speak in almost an hour”

Ryan - “He’s off the wood man”

by Purple drink October 29, 2021

jacob wood

Fluffy funny fucker lmao i love you brother form JL

Jacob Is funny

Jacob wood is fluffy

by Jack smith6273 November 7, 2019

Scarlett Woods

An amazing person who will always make you laugh. Anyone who has the username Scarlett usually likes a lot of colors. Bubble blowers are her favorite thing! Always usable. Very bubbly person and always fun to hangout with.

Scarlett Woods uses the bubble blower a lot. Isn't she fun to talk to?

by ur just bad 😉 February 16, 2023

Wood

A backwoods cigar. Often times when being reffered to as wood the person smoking the cigar is not using tabacco, but rather marijuana or other substances.

Tyone - Imma go smoke some wood with my niggas down the block.

by Mad jelly October 24, 2022

Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.

Not without a Wood Guardian...

by jstejste May 3, 2011