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Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
I just got Papua New Guinea tailpiped
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Prehensile Taint Tail

The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.
"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"

No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!
by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025
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Texico Rat Tail

When three or more men, while having flaccid cocks, tie all of their penises together and rub each other's tips.
Me and the boys are bouta do a Texico Rat Tail after the party.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.
Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!
by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023
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i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room
person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023
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i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says to the remaining people in the room .3 seconds after their best friend or significant other leaves
person 1: bye guys
5 seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot
by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023
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total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails

eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!
total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!
by Slovenize November 1, 2023
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