Social Media Seizure

Random burst of overactivity on your personal social networking sites.

Posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.

Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"

Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"

by k8iegurl May 9, 2011

Social Networking Site

A Popular website in which millions of people waste their lives on because they have no actual life.

Fred: "Hey Jerry, do you have a social networking site account?

Jerry: "Fuck you, get a life you darn social networker!!!"

by kankersore69 June 17, 2010

social media butterfly

It's a word/title that is usually used to describe someone that is always connected to social media sites giving updates constantly, yet rarely socializes with any of the friends or followers in real life.

Ive had nine updates and check ins from Kerry today, she is such a social media butterfly

by The Real Deal Rob September 12, 2011

Social Justice Warrior

A perosn who is so fucking retated that they cant make 2 points without contradicting themselves

Yeahh, I am a social justice warrior who thinks that all men should die, all women should be lesbian, and i sooo love zodiac signs

by 634gdr December 21, 2022

Social Media Crush

Developing an awkward crush on a stranger over social media

Have you seen that guys vines? I'm like totally in love with him, I think I have a social media crush

by Lila March 1, 2015

Girls on social media

The biggest dicks on the internet they constantly say OMG i love you to another girl which is lesbian They are constantly in love with themselves, they literally put on the most pointless things on their stories and they are just genuine retards and a stupid annoyance that needs to stop. Also they continuously put Ops on their stories just so they want other girls to write fucking paragraphs about them and they screenshot it and put it on their stories with them responding with hearts. If you love them soo much then why don't you marry them them. God

Boy 1: Oh you see that girl there

Boy 2: Oh yeah I've seen her Instagram She's just a normal girls on social media

by someone who puts stuff123 February 13, 2019

social media platform

A web-based technology used to share creativity, images, cites, or to gain influence through modern usages.
Examples being: Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Myspace, kick.

"Jessicas always trying to gain followers on her social media platforms with her Tweets and Instagram videos

by Kat-On-A-Beach October 19, 2021