Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

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The stinky snow man

While your girl is on her knees you will cover your penis in squirty cream and slap it on her face while screaming “OOGEY BOOGEY IM THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MAN” before aggressively cumming in her eyes making her blind then faring in her mouth.

Me and lisa did The stinky snow man last night!

by Cheese gromit January 9, 2021

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Minnesotan Snow Cone

The act of eating a snow cone consisting of snow that has been pissed on by a husky in Minnesota.

"Hey bro you wanna get some ice cream"?
"Nah I already ate, I had a Minnesotan Snow Cone".

by tmelliott3 April 4, 2017

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Creaming fireworks in the snow

Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)

Hey Bhavini, the kids are outside right now, creaming fireworks in the snow and some sparklers too!

by Tdot Nik October 28, 2019

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