by WhErE aRe ThE aVaCaDoEs August 09, 2019
Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.
One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.
by QuacksO April 17, 2021
You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.
by Ben.C.2008 February 26, 2022
Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.
After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"
by JustAHappyCamper January 13, 2021
The platonic act of standing behind a friend as they hold their Johnson to urinate. You move their hand to draw designs in the air with the stream as they relieve themselves.
The glistening drops from Jake and Jason's Golden Fountain Show illuminated from the bonfire light was a dazzling sight to behold.
by Mons Penith December 09, 2023
Kal Kat (pronoun) of The Kal Kat show on YouTube. Infamously unknown YouTube personality who makes occasional campy music videos or blog rants and is destined to be another well known net celeb, if the YouTube bots doesn't quit closing his channels. He has started over 3 times. Kat was most famous for a spoof of Star Trek and Justin Bieber last year. Name stands for Kalifornia Kat. Co-creator Marx Cards is never seen except in season opening highlights. Had posted several episodes under the show but moved them to two other channels under OLVSKATS and subscribers. Having to start over, he doesn't look as popular yet. His stuff is pretty funny most of the time but it's evident he has issues.
Tommy: "You ever see that insane Kal Kat of the Kal Kat show dance in that spoof he did?"
Dill: "Which one? He had three or four of those."
Tommy: "The Eminem spoof. I think he was high."
Dill: "Nah, I could tell he wasn't high. Just hyper.
Tommy: "He maybe thinks he's 16."
Dill: "Ha, maybe. But he's got to be like twice that. And he's like Rain Man."
Tommy: "Only way smarter and funnier."
Dill: "Which one? He had three or four of those."
Tommy: "The Eminem spoof. I think he was high."
Dill: "Nah, I could tell he wasn't high. Just hyper.
Tommy: "He maybe thinks he's 16."
Dill: "Ha, maybe. But he's got to be like twice that. And he's like Rain Man."
Tommy: "Only way smarter and funnier."
by crinklykitt3232 June 19, 2011