The shitty pitty

After 1 minute of vigorous intercourse, scream "I need to urinate!" Go to the toilet and try to urinate while standing up and erect, proceed to shit all over the floor.

I did the shitty pitty last night, my missus was so mad. It really soured the mood and now she's left town

by ChesterandtheCat January 22, 2025

Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025

sparsh shetty

someone who is built like a twig and loves bunnies. also resembles genghis khan.

zara: omg no way u have a bunny named dusty? ur such a sparsh shetty

by yokosiz May 31, 2025

Damn Shorty

When a girly named Lindsey post herself to get attention from her girl friend

Lindsey: I posted Damn Shorty to get her attention

by BigStepperBaby February 21, 2025

Plum Shitty

When the situation is just THAT bad that you have to talk like a sports-watching stepdad.

"THE CHIEFS LOST?! Well this is plum shitty."

by Varentix April 9, 2025

Wet Shitty

When you spit in someone’s asshole stick your thumb in said asshole and put it in their ear. Similar to a Wet Willy

I bent Dora over a fence spit in her asshole and gave her the juiciest wet shitty she’s ever gotten!!

by Bano333 April 23, 2025

The Shitty

A nickname for San Francisco, California. SF is commonly known by locals as “The City”.
In recent years there’s been an influx in homeless public defecation on the sidewalks. Hence “The Shitty”

“I’m catching BART to The Shitty later, you want to come?”

“No way, I’m tired of cleaning excrement off my Vans”

by Slao Hole August 9, 2025