SELF-ANOINT

To Golden Shower oneself......and NOT on purpose!

To not "Tap Tap" enough for males in the bathroom or outdoors.........
Barry was known for "self-anointing " .......his crotch was always damp & dark....
" Hey Barry.....you might want to Tap Tap a few more times....those Khakis reveal self-anointing" too well ! "
by Big R in Vegas November 03, 2018
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Wild-self

The true you; outside of society, family and other cultural norms. Who you are in your natural state of being.
Love, you are so wild.

Ya I know, you wanna be your wild-self with me? Let's go dance in the rain.
by brandi bee love February 09, 2023
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dead self

A way to say that you're being for real or serious
Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.

Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.

Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.
by What is ya doin Dan May 21, 2017
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Self defensed

Verb. The action of a white man killing a minority with no repercussions by claiming self defense. (Kyle Rittenhouse)
Person 1: I’m going to the BLM protest later today.
Person 2: I hope you don’t get self defensed.
by nefariousone November 23, 2021
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Self service gasoline

A phrase that will strike fear into the hearts of Oregonians and Jersey Folk as they're the only two states left in the country that have the privilege of getting their gas pumped by tweakers. It is their God given rights to get the wrong fuel grade pumped into their vehicle, lose their gas cap, and have gas poured down the side of their vehicle all at the fault of the town junkie.
Hey Deloris! Let's take a trip out of state! Just make sure we fill up before we cross the border because there's only Self service gasoline from there on out!

What do you mean the State Fire Marshall has ordered a temporary ban on full service? I'm 60 years old and I don't know how to pump gas! This is an outrage!

This is the whole reason I moved to Oregon!

If we switched to self service gasoline we would be putting thousands out of a job! No they can't just "work somewhere else!"

I visited my relative out of state and sat at the gas station for 2 hours waiting for someone to come pump my gas before I realized I wasn't in Oregon anymore!
by Smokable June 19, 2022
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Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.
by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020
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Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.
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