Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.

After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”

by Gandu D March 18, 2019

Tim Sausage

a sexy mf cookin up some good ass fuckin sausages on the grill whilst drinking them cold ones

"tim sausage be straight fuckin F I R E dawg"

by timmy and his fire sausages March 18, 2019

Dinner sausage

A large tasty dick

We went out to dinner, and then afterwards I had a dinner sausage

by Miguelzilla April 22, 2019

Male sausage

A sausage furry

She’s a male sausage

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

Schlitterbahn Sausage

When you wrap your mattress in a giant plastic tarp or cover, slather it with bodily fluids and feces, then slide across it like a Slip 'N' Slide.

Susan and I are going to stay in tonight and have a Schlitterbahn Sausage party.

by Slivel June 10, 2019

Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.

What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

Sausage sandwich

When you wrap a slice of turkey around a penis, and a slice of ham around another penis, and insert them into the same hole.

We did a sausage sandwich during last night's threesome, and things will never be the same

by Theoneweirdassfucker September 22, 2019