Abused Penis

A penis that has been abused. Mostly physical damage as mental damage is harder to spot.

You just hit my penis with a hammer. Now I have an abused Penis.

by PintMcPint January 1, 2012

pop a penis

To get really pissed off at someone.

Easy there Nick, no need to pop a penis.

by Bro Me March 7, 2011

Harrison penis

A guy who has a 8+ inch penis

Damn that guy must be Harrison! Look at his dick! Man what a Harrison penis he has

by Whatbruh209 August 16, 2018

Floppy Penis

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.

" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"

by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018

Penis Pocket

A convenient place to store your penis

I used my girlfriend's penis pocket last night

by cccooo1234 September 26, 2018

Penis Weeniser

Trademarked insult originating from the word weenis, which means "to imagaine." Therefore, a penis weeniser is one who thinks about penises all the time.

8===D what do u see on yer computer screen? That's nasty, you penis weeniser!

by SB September 13, 2004

penis envy

A very funny random phrase to yell out during a quiet or tense moment. Best results when said quickly. The moment decides wether it sould be said loud or quiet.

-Now let us pray for this delicious turkey dinner...

- ...Penis envy (quietly)



- I told you to be home before dark. And you diliberatly disobeyed me. What do you have to say for yourself?

- PENIS ENVY! (loudly)

by A Friend of Ramous July 19, 2005