packing schmeat 

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

packing schmeat by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

Surprise Package

When a man goes into a girl's room with a camera in the middle of the night while she's sleeping and masturbates until he is about to cum. When he is on the verge of cumming, he begins recording, yells "Surprise!", waking her up, and cums on her face. He then runs away, tells all of his friends, and puts the video up on the internet.

-Yo dude what'd you do last night?
-I surprise packaged that bitch Erin.
-Yo, that shit's hilarious.
-I know dude, but I have to be in court in a couple weeks now . . .

Surprise Package by Kevin Gay1 November 14, 2009

fudge packer 

a man who is gay, fudge packer is used to say as a man that enjoys anal sex with another man. also known as..sticking it in the pooper.

keebler elves are fudge packers!

fudge packer by Dchappy32 June 23, 2011

packing heat

Having a concealed firearm for protection or to carry out violence.

"Don't come to Brick City, unless yo' packing heat."

packing heat by Diego August 31, 2003

packing squirrels 

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

packing squirrels by russ e July 30, 2006

turd packer

Another name for a homosexual male.

It wasn't correct to call him a turd packer, as he is straight.

turd packer by Anonymous September 30, 2003

packing 

A massive, long penis that is obvious even with loose/baggy clothing. Also impossible to fit into jeans.

HEY DID YOU SEE THAT? GOOD GOD! THAT BASS PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD, BUT HE IS MAXIMALLY PACKING HE IS SO SEXY I CANT HEAR THE CONCERT!

packing by GUTME September 19, 2009