teen girl starter pack

When girls turn about 13, we are supplied with our own standard starter pack which includes the following: An awkward laugh used for expressing discomfort (usually around men/boys), a set of at least 3 insecurities (this aspect of the starter pack depends on your upbringing and experiences), and the “i’m not like other girls” phase. A phase you can choose to activate at any point, as long as it is before the age of 21. (this part is not the girls fault. It is a canon event in almost every girls life, which the realization that she is not like the stereotypical one dimensional female character portrayed on tv, rather she has her own interest and personality, is discovered.) ✨🩷
“yeah, when i was 14, the universe supplied me with my own teen girl starter pack. unlucky for me, i got an exceptional amount of insecurities in it. i am great at executing my awkward laugh tho.”
“me too girl.”
by haru_ko April 14, 2024
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Fudge packing

Act of a gay man sticking his dick in another man
I see Gian is fudge packing Jamie again
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Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation
Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert
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Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation
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Poland pack

This is when a person refers to stuffing a car with as many people as the car can handle. Like they do in people.
Example. Look at that Poland packed car bro.
by Yo mumbruv May 23, 2019
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Die pack

When you're having sex with a young lady and her menstrual cycle has interrupted the sexual experience.
I was having the greatest sex with Reese and all of a sudden a fucking die pack!
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Packed

If you have too much make-up on your face and your face looked very "packed" : too much on your face
"She's packed"
by Heya gorgeous 13 December 14, 2016
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