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Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
by patohoulahan March 28, 2015
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Golden Parking Spot

When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)
I Got so lucky last night when I went to a party, I found a Golden Parking Spot!
by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015
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urinal parking

to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.
Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.
by honey_badger959 December 12, 2015
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season parking

A long term parking concession sold to vehicle owners on a calendar basis
Season parking is also comparatively affordable.
by eusoo March 26, 2016
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whahibrido pickingant

A style of guitar playing which is beyond shredding. Only guitar gods possess the skill to achieve true whahibrido pickingant. Term originated on Dream Theater Forums.
Bro, have you heard of John Petrucci? All of his music is whahibrido pickingant!
by jjfumbly April 28, 2016
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Spawn Pacing

A gaming strategy (usually seen in RPGs) that is tedious for the player and bizarre-looking to anyone else watching the game, in which the controllable character is maneuvered back and forth in the same space on the map in an attempt to generate some sort of event. Typically, this is done as part of grinding procedure, in hopes that a minor enemy or resource will spawn.
I'm attempting the genocide route in Undertale, but I'm doing a lot of spawn pacing waiting to kill all the enemies. Who thought cold-blooded murder would be so boring?
by depressedannie October 13, 2016
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Bae Parking

Pun for Bay Parking. When you refer to parking your dick in your Bae's pussy.
Man, I'm a pro at Bae Parking. I don't need lessons no mo'. I'mma pass my test now I can Bae Park.

Geoff loves it
by Juicy Pancake September 17, 2016
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