post box

A slit you put things into and they disappear never to be seen again.
I posted a cheque a few weeks ago, put it in the post box, and no-one knows where it is now.
by Stormsworder October 22, 2006
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X-Box

A decent gaming system that has its ups and downs.

The X-Box is large, bulky, and has a huge controller, but that's beside the point. There are a few good games on it, such as Halo or Counter-strike. These games are out for the PC but need a $2000 machine to run, the X-Box costs only $100-300.

The reason most people hate it is because

A. it's made by Microsoft
B. it's huge
C. the games they played must have sucked

Just because its made by Microsoft doesn't automatically mean it sucks. Halo was made by Microsoft, and look how it's doing, hmm?

The controller is an exact duplicate of the PS2 controller, just substitute the Black and White buttons for L2 and R2. Hell you could probably play the X-Box with a PS2 controller if it had the right plug.

So, in closing, I think that the X-Box is probably the only good thing made by Microsoft.
by MPseMp April 29, 2005
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Check the Box

This is a game drunk guys play at the bar. Each guy tries to hook up with a girl of a different race or look. Such as white, black, asian, south american, indian, ect. Also boxes may include blonde, brunette, redhead, ginger, or black hair. Not a very nice game but one guys play.
Joey tried to check the box when he went for that asian chunker!
by Darrin May December 13, 2013
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cooter box

A pussy! Also can be shortened to "Box"
Nice Cooter Box!
or
Nice Box!
by 1974Jimmy. November 21, 2006
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boxed out

When a guy eats out a girl then makes out with her. Like a make out but with pussy juice all over your mouth.
Yo bro, i went down on this girl for hours last night then immediately made out with her. I boxed her out real hard.

My boyfriend was eating me out and I came but then he came right up and made out with me! I got boxed out!
by Puppies McGee April 15, 2010
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Box Monster

The natural muscular contractions of the inner vagina that, much to the surprise of the provider of pleasure, grabs a hold of the trespasser and pulls it inward.
When I was fingering my girl last night her Box Monster grabbed my fingers and pulled them deeper into the cave. I was flabbergasted!
by theirishpig December 05, 2005
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dick-in-a-box

A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.
My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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