Hard on piss distance

Approximately the distance an arc of urine would make if it were coming from an erect penis.

He stumbled out of the bar and managed to make it about a hard on piss distance before falling flat onto his face.

by Snailboy April 22, 2010

high hard one

phrase. Ice hockey term for a fast rising slap-shot. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Michelle! Here comes a high hard one. Get your trapper ready and keep your five-hole closed.

by gnostic1 July 12, 2012

Captain hard cock

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team

Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction

by Snookerface April 23, 2009

Hard R Nigger

Hard R is not "nigga" like many people think it is. The hard r is called the hard r because there is a hard r in "nigger" not "nigga".

Tylerone: White ass saltine crackers be dropping hard r's everywhere...
Some random mumble rapper: Nigger trigger seen that bigger nigger tits fucker.
Me: Watch the hard r nigger...

by UhhhHHHhh mINECRAFT November 20, 2019

Hard House

Any living space with a hard roof, as opposed to a tent.

Even though I usually staid in a tent at the fair, I went out looking for a hard house once I heard about the rain.

by George Luetkemeyer May 30, 2008

hard knock life

to have a hard life' to live a gangster life

ask annie

by me January 02, 2004

school of hard knocks

Learning a lesson the hardway.

IE: you get your girlfriend pregnant and you did not use protection.

School of hard knocks says: Use protection because now you have another mouth to feed.

by lilshawn June 14, 2004