Come to my house at 8 o'clock, I wanna have some dark fun with you; make sure to bring some condoms.
by Sostoyaniyegoje November 20, 2020
Get the Dark Funmug. 
Being in pain every day for the last week knowing full-well that if I was getting credit for A.I. I could see a chiropractor. Shitting jet-black turds and being able to do nothing about it. Wooo! Boy oh boy I'm glad I didn't murder any kids or rape any women yet! Never too late to start I guess.
Hym "Oh, wow pain is fun. I guess I'll just do what the leftists want and just sit here and wait for them to talk about how we need universal healthcare... And then nothing happens.... And then I don't get healthcare because I can't afford it myself... But it's fine because if everyone else doesn't get it... I don't need it... And then I should definitely just sit here and suffer and not ever murder your kids... That's a good plan and the rest of you are entitled to that as a matter of convenience.... I'm not entitled to anything though UP TO AND INCLUDING the byproducts of my own mind... And I have to feel super duper bad when your kids die..."
by Hym Iam February 3, 2024
Get the Funmug. by IHateToddlers March 8, 2023
Get the Campfire Fun Suprisemug. 1. A unnecessary driven route taken via golf buggy to waste company time. The route taken must be fun, fast, bumpy and explore the unexplored.
2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.
2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.
1. The (insert boss's name) wants to to drop these drawings off. It's Fun way Friday, you know what to do.
2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.
2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.
by MrEddyT January 13, 2021
Get the Fun way Fridaymug. A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. An adjective used, when the situation one finds themselves in is sad, horrifying and/or traumatizing. Usually followed up with a creepy smiling emoji.
"Wanna hear a fun fact about me? I've felt like I'm not worthy of love, ever since I turned 6 years old"
or
"He cheated on me... with my sister... during our anniversary. So that was fun!"
or
"He cheated on me... with my sister... during our anniversary. So that was fun!"
by aviation manual February 12, 2025
Get the Funmug.