One who refuses to accept how awesome, efficient and enjoyable a group chat, thread or conversation can be.
Rebecca hates being included on the Anderson Family text thread because she thinks it is banal, she is a text thread hater.
by sidewayspony89 June 27, 2018
Get the Text Thread Hatermug. This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc
by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015
Get the flex-textingmug. A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.
by Inkzall March 22, 2024
Get the Sir Text-A-Lotmug. Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol
by dixie8123 November 19, 2018
Get the Text Jobmug. John: Hey Samantha, I won't be able to make it out to SF tonight, so we will pretend to hang out via text.
Samantha: You mean text pretend?
Samantha: You mean text pretend?
by Bryck April 19, 2014
Get the text pretendmug. this is when you are taking a shit and really bored you go thru you phone and mass text message a whole lot of people " whats up" " how are you" ect just to keep you occupied
brian sorry i didnt get back to you when you texted me " whats up", no its cool, i was shitter texting
by uncle steve from miami January 24, 2009
Get the shitter textmug. A game invented in the summer of 2011 by some bored kids in Maryland. The game requires at least four people, all with cell phones. Here are the instructions:
1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.
A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
1) Circle around a ping pong table.
2) Get out your phone, and select a random contact. Start a new text message.
3) Put said phone on the table.
4) Have someone hit the ping pong ball. Every time someone hits the ball, press a random key on the phone and run to the next phone. Keep the ball in play for as long as possible.
5) When the ball goes out of play, hit the space bar on the nearest phone.
6) Repeat steps 4 and 5 until 5 words are written. Click 'send.' Rinse and repeat.
A great way to confuse the hell out of your text receiver.
Mike: Dude, I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
Joe: Dude, let's gather the bros and play some text pong!
Mike: Awesome! I've been meaning to lose some friends.
by smreidy November 26, 2011
Get the text pongmug.