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Not Working

Not doing anything ever
Logan is not working
by JHippo June 3, 2022
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solo work

sorry bro, gotta do some solo work.”
by ejehehdiejejeow May 21, 2024
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Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work.
Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a lunchtime work jack.
by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024
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I WORK FOR ELON MUSK

Usage: Pejorative.
Var: Oh! I work for Elon, etc.
See Also: {Cunt money},{Work},{Moron},{Boss Man Cabbage}
1. Usually a boss - thinks themselves a genius. When if fact they are just an idiot.
2. This idiocy is matched only by their luck in any given situation. Luck, rather than genius/skill is always used as a yard stick of their Genius. This is a genius move until their luck runs out and they are exposed as a twat.
2.2 They suffer like no one else you know from DUNNING–KRUGER EFFECT and it only ever seems to get worse.
3. The protagonist displays the largest pair of brass balls imaginable even whilst doing something stupid, this however is a sign of their genius.
4. They often punch down and are prone to throwing man baby temper tantrums.
5. If your Boss shows any of these traits, your properly WORKING FOR ELON MUSK.
6. Tell your Boss. "You remind me of Elon musk" for promotion and pay raise prospects.

7. Tell your Boss. "it's like I work for Elon musk" every time the thick Twat does something stupid or interjects a brilliant idea or steals one of yours.
8. I work for Elon musk.
by dsfadsfgafgf November 16, 2023
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sex work

The use of consensual human sexuality in markets.
by DickyWiki December 3, 2023
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Working the taint

To work between Christmas and New Year, usually 27th to 31st December (Non-Bank Holidays, and Weekends), refers to the bit of skin between your anus and scrotum or vagina, the taint.
I've no annual leave left, looks like I'm working the taint this year.
by anonymous December 19, 2022
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Dream Work

Dream Work is the concept of creating innovation. In this state of mind, a person is at it's highest potential creating and helping for there team to achieve top performance. A person in the dream work circle isn't just a top performer, he's a symbol of someone you can always count on no matter how complex the issue might be. A symbol of help that will always be there when you need them.
I have friend that just created a million dollar startup and helped me create my own as well. He showed me the way of Dream Work.
by DreamWorkerSymbol March 10, 2022
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