frosty monkey

the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.

I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.

by The Shaggin' Wagon May 09, 2008

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

by jgiddy99 December 04, 2004

spud monkey

Dropping a fat shit or rippin ass

Man I just dropped a fat spud monkey

by ratty316 December 31, 2020

monkey spot

A spot, place or area on anyone's body that, when touched, makes that someone freak out and act like a monkey. This may, or may not include the flinging of feces.

Petey was loving the sex until Violet ruined it by touching him on the monkey spot by his left rib.

by Albumen October 28, 2008

monkey snot

also known as strip calk, monkey snot is a black strip of sticky material commonly used automotive upolstry and stereo installations.... usually used when something gets broken and they don't want the owner of the car to find out. GREAT STUFF!

"Get me some monkey snot, I think I just broke their dash trying to get the radio out!"

by Gregory Spooner September 21, 2008

monkey guarding

1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.

2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.

3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.

1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.

2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.

3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.

by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 05, 2010

cracker monkey

When someone is high on crack and they go crazy like a monkey and fuck lots of people at once, while finding it hard to move.

Dude, is that guy going crazy?

No, his doing the cracker monkey.

Wow, hes got alot of girls.

by Just Helping November 20, 2010