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monkey spot

A spot, place or area on anyone's body that, when touched, makes that someone freak out and act like a monkey. This may, or may not include the flinging of feces.
Petey was loving the sex until Violet ruined it by touching him on the monkey spot by his left rib.
by Albumen March 6, 2009
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hub monkey

Comes from the latent word TACTICAL UNIT HUB Monkeys. The name originated from the 1st Armored Division. They are actual Signal Soldiers, who are locked up in a cage like area. They often are allowed out to eat, drink and once in awhile mingle with the rest of the community. Spotting a Hub monkey is rare, they are actually on the endangered species list. Please be advised, any hunting of a Hub monkey is illegal and will not be tolerated.
Please, when you past by the soldiers, DONT Feed the Hub Monkey

Please no slapping the hub monkey, it will make you go blind.
by Magic Mike27 May 12, 2008
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monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.
Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.
by BrianN May 9, 2006
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cracker monkey

When someone is high on crack and they go crazy like a monkey and fuck lots of people at once, while finding it hard to move.
Dude, is that guy going crazy?

No, his doing the cracker monkey.

Wow, hes got alot of girls.
by Just Helping November 22, 2010
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Pogo the monkey

Last night I watched a great porno and had to pogo the monkey
by pacman-71 February 8, 2010
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P Monkey

P Monkey.

Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.

The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.
"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"
by Charles Chap February 26, 2010
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frosty monkey

the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.
I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.
by The Shaggin' Wagon May 9, 2008
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