A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.
by DJSLAM March 05, 2005
the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.
by The Shaggin' Wagon May 09, 2008
monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained
by jgiddy99 December 04, 2004
by ratty316 December 31, 2020
An absolutely atrocious smelling human that is too stupid to take a bath and is also lacking common curtesy.
by Not_A_SewerMonkey September 05, 2020
by pacman-71 February 06, 2010
by 1rainzy January 16, 2022