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Pot monkey

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.
Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!
by unrealt87 December 7, 2004
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Pogo the monkey

Last night I watched a great porno and had to pogo the monkey
by pacman-71 February 8, 2010
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monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.
Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.
by BrianN May 9, 2006
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skinned monkey

When you ex wife dates another ugly ass dude and you decide to drop diss track on him.
Pete finna get BEAT like a skinned monkey.
by 1rainzy January 16, 2022
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monkey button

A monkey button is my term for any tool, program, script, thingamajig, that let's you essentially push a button to complete some repetitive task. Simplifying an otherwise complicated task into something any monkey can do. The ultimate monkey button is one that doesn't even require a monkey. It just runs itself, going off at some predetermined interval.
Dude, you can fire spots on both radio stations with this monkey button I made!
by DJSLAM March 5, 2005
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syrup monkey

When a guy pulls a girls ears as he cums on her face.
I gave that Asian hooked a total syrup monkey last night!
by Shae wrote this shit March 9, 2015
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Monkey Month

by Smokey78 February 22, 2011
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