brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.

“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”

by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021

JCF moment

When you manipulate or gaslight a large number of people to further your own interest.

Did you see how Zach tricked the whole class into worshipping him? Total JCF moment.

by 1111984111 April 17, 2021

Randy Moment

When your annoying friend gets angry over something and attempts to argue with you about something that doesn't really matter.

While playing Valorant:
"OMG this guy keeps on baiting! Just die already LOL"
"Angry Randy Moment"

by used perfectly April 18, 2021

Jesper moment

When someone trips or somehow injures themself in a way that shouldn't be possible.

jesper: (Walking)

Jesper: (Trips)

Jesper: (Breaks every bone to have ever existed and that will ever exist, requiring immediate physio).

Someone: Lmao that's a Jesper moment.

by Moment_moment April 20, 2021

Fortnite Moment

A Fortnite moment is when a completely logical Gamer is overcome by ignorance or selfishness causing him/her to do passive-aggressive behavior like name calling,excessively use the take the L or Laugh it up emotes or hunting someone down like an animal in team rumble or aka a Fortnite moment

If you wear a rare skin and someone who is really toxic walks by you have officially entered a Fortnite moment

by Titan_Xzer April 22, 2021

Moviepass moment

When something seems too good to be true at first, but then it turns out that someone just made a major fuck-up and inexplicably wants you to capitalize on it.

Example 1:

Friend 1: So, I can go to as many movies as I want for $10 a month? That's less than the price of one ticket!

Friend 2: What the fuck? That sounds too good to be true!

Friend 1: Actually I just read online that they're burning through VC money and are about to go bankrupt, and they inexplicably STILL want us to register and use the service!

Friend 2: I mean, damn, that is a Moviepass moment right there. Let's register for that shit.

Example 2:

"I'm getting paid for every line of code I write. My boss is encouraging me to split my lines into smaller lines, telling me I'll get paid more for each one. What the fuck? I'm having a real Moviepass moment right now."

by TakingTheNumber2 April 27, 2021

Jasper moment

Getting drunk and dragging people you don’t like outside for a “chat”

Jasper: Kaz come outside now!!

*grabs Kaz by the shirt*
Everyone else: that was Jasper moment

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021