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Jessi Ex Machina

A myspace model named A SUPERMODEL SUICIDE, formerly a scene kid. More emo due to the fact she only ever wore black and white. Currently either dead or on facebook.
by Sceneferrlyfeee<3 November 16, 2010
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Irish Machinegun

refering to an irish women who has babies so frequently, it resembles a machinegun on full-auto.
The nursery at the hospital was full because an Irish machinegun was admitted earlier.
by jnuggz90 March 25, 2011
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MACHINEMODE

When a gym and fitness enthusiast wants to take their workout to the next level yet does not want to go to BEASTMODE, lift heavy weights, but get intense on the stepmill or treadmill to build a lean and tight body.
Bikini competitor- "I'm off to the gym! #MACHINEMODE and burn 600 calories!"
by gymratstudmuffin5050 October 20, 2011
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machineimal

machine and animal combined. an extreme "tool". came up when machine was thought of as a massive tool and a guy was acting "tooly" hence "machineimal"
"Drews a tool"

"No, hes a massive tool, hes a machineimal"
by PUMBA35 October 25, 2011
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machined

Taken apart
She machined that fish!
by Coco135 May 23, 2016
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machineel tree

A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.
I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!
by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020
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machineseven

Man 1: Its machineseven
Man 2: oh ok.
Man 1: Wanna go get groomed by null now?
Man 2: nah foof is my daddy.
by funnymanwithfunnynumbers May 15, 2021
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