monkey spot

A spot, place or area on anyone's body that, when touched, makes that someone freak out and act like a monkey. This may, or may not include the flinging of feces.

Petey was loving the sex until Violet ruined it by touching him on the monkey spot by his left rib.

by Albumen March 6, 2009

frosty monkey

the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.

I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.

by The Shaggin' Wagon May 9, 2008

P Monkey

P Monkey.

Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.

The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.

"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"

by Charles Chap February 26, 2010

monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.

Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.

by BrianN May 9, 2006

Pot monkey

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.

Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!

by unrealt87 December 7, 2004

skinned monkey

When you ex wife dates another ugly ass dude and you decide to drop diss track on him.

Pete finna get BEAT like a skinned monkey.

by 1rainzy January 16, 2022

monkey snot

also known as strip calk, monkey snot is a black strip of sticky material commonly used automotive upolstry and stereo installations.... usually used when something gets broken and they don't want the owner of the car to find out. GREAT STUFF!

"Get me some monkey snot, I think I just broke their dash trying to get the radio out!"

by Gregory Spooner November 2, 2008