Pot monkey

Nickname for any stoner who tokes too much.
Also can be used to offend stoners who are stoned.

Dude, pass the spliff you pot monkey!

by unrealt87 December 7, 2004

monkey logic

The belief that throwing enough shit at a problem will make it go away.

Our software vendors are using monkey logic with all the releases they have been sending out this week.

by BrianN May 9, 2006

monkey sheeth

monkey sheeth aka... "Jack rag"was brought about due to a friend of mine always masterbating and cleaning himself off with the same article of clothing, towel, paper towel..ect..and leaving it out so someone wiil eventually grab it to wipe something up or off of them...the rag is isually hard and cum stained

say you dont use that rag to wipe up you lil kids face. That is my monkey sheeth

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

skinned monkey

When you ex wife dates another ugly ass dude and you decide to drop diss track on him.

Pete finna get BEAT like a skinned monkey.

by 1rainzy January 16, 2022

frosty monkey

the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.

I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.

by The Shaggin' Wagon May 9, 2008

P Monkey

P Monkey.

Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.

The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.

"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"

by Charles Chap February 26, 2010

Sewer Monkey

An absolutely atrocious smelling human that is too stupid to take a bath and is also lacking common curtesy.

“Holy shit he smells.” “Yeah what a lil fuckin Sewer Monkey.”

by Not_A_SewerMonkey September 5, 2020