Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

Balls literally in the gate

A saying associated with the mental illness caused from playing the hit RPG Baldurs Gate 3. The subject experiences daily uncontrollable urges to play Baldurs Gate 3 for long hours or else they will experience body pains akin to that of testicular torsion.

I dont want to talk about it, my balls literally in the gate. (After spending 11 hour session rushing Act 1)

by WeBallersGate January 15, 2024

Totally literal

Like saying "totally cool" and "seriously? Cool" in one phrase "really? That's cool"

"That's ur new cat? Totally literal"

by Orbitsweetmintgum January 22, 2024

A literal imposter

Hey, what happened to you wife? How much are you paying her to keep her quiet?

Hym "How does a literal imposter go about criticizing the guy he's pretending to be? Seriously, murder this guys kid or something. See if doing this to me stops he kid from getting murdered."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

media literacy

A shitty buzzword thrown around by pseudo-intellectual Reddit and Twitter users when parroting their unoriginal analyses of movies, games, tv shows, etc. that they stole from their favorite E-celeb on YouTube. They use it to insist that the shitty goyslop they consume is more profound than it really is in order to make themselves appear like intellectuals and farm upvotes on Reddit and/or likes+retweets on Twitter from other impressionable retards who read their posts.

A: "If you realized why Ellie let Abby go at the end of The Last of Us Part II, then congratulations on having basic media literacy."
B: "Fuck off you pretentious faggot..."

by wtrbrth March 1, 2024

the literal cutest

Nolan Hammerschmidt

wow look at how cute Nolan Hammerschmidt is hes the literal cutest

by Ploopscientists March 18, 2024

I literally died

In response to an attractive person/people.

I literally died during le sserafim's cover of love shot.

by SchottenZiga June 10, 2024