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Justin Bieber-ed

The horror of walking into a shop or supermarket and having to listen to this twaddle against your will without being able to turn it off. Severe cases are when you are in an elevator and the only way out is ten stories down.

The worst case ever was when a man went into a video store, and was acutely looking for some great action movie to watch and the FM Radio channel was raving on about Justin Bieber while the man was busy deciding which movie to watch. The act of simultaneously making a choice and being Justin Bieber-ed at the same time, then caused a long term mental darkness that was only recovered from after looking online, where the man found that the rest of the people on the planet feels exactly the same way he does, and so has realised he is not the only one getting Justin Biebered out there.

There are few things worse than getting Justin Biebered. Perhaps getting Elon Musk-ed, or Steve Jobs-ed is worse, but thats arguable. For example if you walk into a shop and someone is presenter kissing Elon Musks butt over the airwaves, could it possibly be worse than if they were verbally smooching Justin Biebers ass. Who knows, but these dangers of the darkness we live in must be guarded against at all times, which is why I now wear earplugs before entering any public space where they might possibly be playing music of, or talking about Justin Bieber, to ensure that I do not get Justin Biebered again.
Man, I sure hope I don't get Justin Bieber-ed at the shops today, last time it really ruined my day.
by ItHappenedSlowlyButSurely September 3, 2017
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Justin The Man Pleaser

-a feeble beta male
- inability to read, struggles with children reading books
-talented at massaging the male prostate with tongue

-Man pleasing abilities allow him to sustain his gay lifestyle
“That justin kid really knows how to eat an ass, he’s such a man pleaser
“Yeah, they don’t call him Justin the man pleaser for nothing”
by Merva October 15, 2021
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Justin Lee Kurtz

someone that is awkward and not fun to be around
that guy is so awkward to be around. he acts like Justin Lee Kurtz
by get helicoptered August 29, 2021
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sagex#0001 ( Justin )

It means a beautiful, handsome, hot, sweet, helpful, swag, funny person, which is a brunette, depressed tall gamer boyfriend<3
"you're swag, sagex#0001 ( Justin )<3"
by justinsslut July 10, 2021
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Justin Bieber Friday

As opposed to a Bon Jovi Friday, a Justin Bieber Friday is a Friday that you have to work extended hours before you can get off.
Man, I would love to join you guys at Happy Hour but it is going to be a Justin Bieber Friday.
by Sid Clitoris December 9, 2012
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A Haily, Justin And Selena

When two people are together and one other person who is hotter (Selena) cheat together.
Adam pulled a Haily, Justin and Selena with Emma!
by Zaddy pops March 5, 2023
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Justin Bieber Face

White, C*ke
by TheCureator March 20, 2023
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