Jackson

Bro is just built different. Gets zero maidens but to be honest he probably should because he's so cool. Very intelligent and super kind. Cracked at Apex.

"Dude, Jackson just crushed me in in that Apex 1v1"
"Wow, Jackson is so lit and epic."

by TheStupendousOne June 3, 2022

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British Jackson

A 69 under water usually in a pool, the longer you stay under water the better.

1st guy:"Jack did a British Jackson with Ellen."
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"

by funkypimp June 7, 2011

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Jackson

Jackson has the sweetest heart ever!

Jackson is the nicest friend ever

by This is by Natalia October 5, 2025

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Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011

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Michael Jackson

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.

Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.

by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023

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