bi-jacking

(v.) To pose as bi-sexual to another who you are attracted to so you appear kinky instead of plain, boring, homely or nerdy. The intent is to place the girl-girl, or, less often, the boy-boy image in the others' mind, and to be more seductive. Bi-jacking can be used to seem to be interested in kinkiness such as a threeway or orgy scenario.

I knew she/he was bi-jacking me when she/he admitted that they had never been with someone of the same sex, but just thought about it once in a while. She/he bi-jacked him/her.

by quipu72 February 5, 2009

Flag

Get the bi-jacking mug.

Jack Disease

A terrible disease which makes the victim appear 30 or more years older in appearance than they actually are in numerical age. The name comes form the 1996 Robin Williams Film ``Jack``There is no known cure, although smoking at least 3-4 large marijuana joints per week has emerged as a well documented preventative measure.

My friend`s 22 year old girlfriend appears to be in her sixties due to an ungodly case of Jack disease.

by Jackdisease survivor January 5, 2011

Flag

Get the Jack Disease mug.

car jacked

To get a blowjob or handjob in a vehicle.

I am so horney right now i would not object to being car jacked.

by chaz alano September 30, 2008

Flag

Get the car jacked mug.

i-jacked

To have one's Identity stolen, as in hijacked.

I paid for my 3 rolled taco combo with my credit card, and the cashier stole my credit card number and I-jacked my identity.

by McJohnson June 23, 2006

Flag

Get the i-jacked mug.

jack johnson

a musician whose songs are guaranteed to get the player laid, no matter what the circumstance. girls love him, guys love him...but girls REALLY love him. to all the men out there looking to get a girl really fast, pick up a guitar and learn some jack johnson, because it will get you some over and over and over and over again.

jack johnson

by johnnycash32 May 24, 2011

Flag