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jordan bardella

a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.

He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.

He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.

Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...
by mangolovercats22 October 5, 2025
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Jordan

Jordan is someone who will steal your girl weeks after breaking up with her. Jordan waits for the vulnerable break ups
I will Jordan her
Jordan suck
by Evan Russell November 24, 2021
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Jordan-Lee

You are a very Bitchy Person, you think you're amazing all the time, but hello You're not You are stupid and hate all the old teachers. sometimes I kind of wish you weren't there Oh and by the way You think you can "dance"
Jordan-Lee: Heyyy Bitches
():uhh... hey...
Jordan-Lee: DANCES
():God I hate this Slut...
by Iwriteaboutuselesspp June 16, 2021
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Jordan

A Jordan is a complicated boy who thinks he is the best and tries to be cool by being a drug dealer but instead he is just an average tard.
Imaginary friend: Hey Jordan do u have the goodies?
Jordan: Yes
by OfficialyTru June 1, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is Jordan. Little Jordan gets friend zoned all the time, especially by guys that names start with F, and A. Her love life may not be what she hoped for, but.... thats it there is no but. Jordan if you're reading this, I love you and me and Adan may be your only love but thats okay. And... Well... IDK... CYA!!
Little Jordan
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner
by ILoveJordan123 December 12, 2018
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Jordan

A strong English forename, meaning "To flow down" or "To descend" when used as a forename.

When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".

See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.
Good Evening, allow me to introduce myself as John Jordan Smith, or my name in Latin: John Soft Cunt Smith.
by I swear it's not Joe Norris. December 6, 2021
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jordan

some black dude who probably eats fried chicken and drinks purple kool aid on his free time
man 1:Hey jordan tryna hang out?

Jordan:no nigga im eating fried chicken fuck off.
by big tittied man May 17, 2022
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