long bacon

Person 1: Hey where’d you get that long bacon?
Person 2: The long bacon store
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Bacon brownie

A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings
by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019
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pro bacon

by EthernetExpert January 29, 2024
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hangin' bacons

yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...
"Hey Zeek, looky here at this centerfold. She got some nice hangin' bacons!"
by the professor & maryanne January 30, 2010
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Bacon handjob

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019
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Baconized

The act of adding unholy amounts of bacon to anything.
can you pass the baconized spinach please?
by Sky blaster December 16, 2019
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a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
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